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Joke of the Day

"At the beach, women wearing a bikini exspose 90% of their body. But I'm a gentleman, and only look at the remaining 10%"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P."

"I know I know So what do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions? A Crime Fighter!!!"

"I'd love to show a fountain to someone from the 3rd world: ""This is our water showing off contraption. We also throw our extra money in it"""

"They brought the hot dog in for questioning. He gave the... wurst... answers."

"How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn? None. They pay me to do it."

"Its not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins."

"Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"I am not a racist (Nsfw) Racism is a crime, crime is for black people. I don't mean to hurt anyones feelings! A coworker just told me this."

"Why is it easier to shit on fat people? More surface area"