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Joke of the Day
"Who built King Arthur's round table? Circumference"
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"Why does my computer say Hello? Because it's a Dell."
"I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave."
"I always thought I was stupid... Then I read the commentary."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? (nsfw, like any good joke) I can't jelly my cock up your ass."
"Life is like a shower Fat people don't have very good ones"
"Where does the zombie president live? In the wight house."
"A roman centurion walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The barkeeper looks at him and says ""mate, don't you mean a martini?"" The centurio answers ""if i wanted a double i would've ordered it!"""
"What's the difference between yogurt and white people? If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture."
"My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial."