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Joke of the Day

"Brian Williams and Bill O'Reilly walk into a bar Or do they?"

"Yo momma so fat and a slut... Her ass is the black-hole, it devours everything!!!"

"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing Basketball? Juan on Juan"

"Finding a girlfriend is a lot like fishing... There are plenty of fish in the sea, but it's just you holding your rod until you catch one."

"Whenever I go to Subway, when they ask if I would like my sandwich toasted, I say yes & then I raise my cup of Coke & say, ""To my sandwich!"""

"Ann! do you remember me? We have so many memories together Ann: **SEGMENTATION FAULT**"

"People and airplanes Be nice to fat people, they're human too. Human Boeings!"

"You hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months."

"You only live once! So never, ever, do anything risky and fuck this up."

"My gf got into a car accident today... I take public transportation so I don't also get rear ended by strangers."