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Joke of the Day
"Anal with my girl friend made my whole day.. [NSFW] .. But it made her hole weak."
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"I called my Colectomy surgeon's office... To check on my appointment. A man with a Russian accent answered the phone saying, ""Thank you for colon."""
"a man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide......... Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna bring it back ?"
"Sorry, I can't make it. Can't find my ""goin out"" sweatpants."
"When a big account that doesn't follow me stars me suddenly, I crouch down and stay still, hoping it will tiptoe up and eat from my hand."
"Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers ""smooth criminal"" and moonwalks away"
"a man goes to the doctor for an operation to get part of his colon removed. he turns to his doctor and says, so dose this make me a semi colon?"
"wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years"
"What's the difference between bullets and everyone? Everyone misses Harambe."
"If you're nervous about speaking in public just imagine everyone holding a meatball sub. Even if you're not nervous picture it. It's amazing"