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Joke of the Day
"What kind of boxes do gay boxes like? Male Boxes."
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"What kind of meat does the Pope eat? Nun"
"My first workout back at the gym was great. I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer."
"Roses are black... ...Violets are black, Everything is black, I'm Ray Charles."
"Who is Donald Trump's favorite action star? Sylvester Small-Loan"
"So did you have a nice,relaxing holiday asked the all people without three kids"
"""My brother's coming over for dinner."" Ugh, is he still talking only in country names? *brother walks in* ""Chad Hungary. Jamaica Turkey?"""
"Why do dyslexics drink tea when having a heated argument? Because they're having a sipping contest."
"When I was younger, I was so stupid, I made bad decisions that will haunt me for the rest of my life. And by ""younger"" I mean yesterday."