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Joke of the Day

"Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks."

"Fun Super Bowl Game: Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you."

"What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber? Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy"

"What road do crazy people take? The Pyscho**path**"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7.938? It was being irrational."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !"

"Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires."

"Don't ever try taking off a penguin's little tuxedo. All that's under there is a dead penguin."

"If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? No, because trees can't talk."

"What game show do pickles play? Dill or No Dill"