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Joke of the Day
"Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks."
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"What does a pirate do for entertainment? Whatever floats his boat."
"What kind of key gets shit done? A do key."
"Four years ago I asked a girl out on a date and today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
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"What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers? Well hung."
"If the earth is round why is there no round 2?"
"Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drink? A white Russian."
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