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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla."
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"I was screwing this African woman last night, she kept yelling the N word It was really hard to concentrate with her screaming no the entire time"
"What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet? A captive Cherokee."
"What kind of drink would a lollipop make? Sucker punch."
"My idea of responsibility is plugging my phone in at mid-day"
"why did the hipster burn his mouth drinking coffee? he drank it before it was cool."
"*carries 11 bags of groceries and like a whole mattress on one arm and my phone in my free hand*"
"If life were a romantic comedy I would be the guy on a date with the girl when the male lead makes his grand gesture that wins her back."
"I'm throwing a party and it should be fantastic. I bought three bottles of vodka, made a great music playlist, and didn't invite any people."
"I used to be a banker But I lost *interest*"