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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla."
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"Scientist: a rat will choose cocaine over water until it dies. I've repeated this experiment thousands of times, because I hate rats so much"
"Yes, it's me Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"""How often do you exercise?"" About 3 to 4 times a week. ""Be honest."" 2003."
"7/11 was a part time job"
"Here's a step by step guide to staircases *gives you a handrail*"
"Me: *Rubbing Chin* Why am I always hungry 30 mins after I eat Chinese food? Chin: [pushing my hand away}I dunno man I just deliver the food."
"Sure, I'd get married. But follow him on Twitter? I'm not ready for that kind of commitment."
"My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."
"What do you call a guy with two marijuanas? Double jointed."