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Joke of the Day

"What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school? The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies."

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"Well, I've got to hand it to you. -Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race."
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"A duck walks into a pharmacy grabs a tube of lipstick, puts it on the counter and the cashier says ""that'll be $3.50. The duck says ""just put it on my bill"""
"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!"
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