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"Why did the computer cross the road? To get a byte to eat..."
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"They should make realistic pregnancy test commercials. 2 best friends in a bathroom praying for a neg & celebrating w a shot & a happy dance"
"How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar? Step one: penetrate the student body."
"What did one gay horse say to the other? Haaaaayyyyy"
"Waitress: Would you prefer your order with a side of fries or salad? Me: Would you prefer your tip with cash or advice?"
"I like my women, like I like my coffee with cream in it"
"Astronomy Hitler Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter ""Probably"" the worst joke"
"Girls call me ugly until they find out how much money I have Then they call me ugly and poor"
"The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us."
"I disagree with the comments around here about feminists being fat, ugly, disgusting, whiny bitches... Some of them are just ugly."