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Joke of the Day

"There are four Mexicans, one Chinese person, and three black people standing on your lawn. What do you have? A sprinkler system. Spic, spic, spic, spic, chink! Nigga, nigga, nigga."

"What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas? ...Cancer"

"If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !"

"Interviewer 1: Describe yourself in one word Me: Hired Interviewer 2:[whispers] Holy shit can she do that??"

"What's green, fuzzy and could kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table"

"Let's make it weird. Dont worry. I'll start."

"My daughter forgot to bring her lunch to school today. It was delicious."

"Why did dwarf laugh when he walked through a paddock? Because the grass tickled his willy :)"

"What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants."