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Joke of the Day
"I judge a book by it's cover when the cover is a picture worth 1000 words."
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"A Priest and a Rabbi Are walking down a street. They see a 13 yr old boy walking towards them The Priest says ""Let's take him down this alley and screw him"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"Nostalgia Sure isn't what it used to be."
"What religious people say: ""I have you in my prayers."" What non-religious people hear: ""I'm trying to raise Aquaman on this cat radio."""
"[running amok in flames] WHY ARE INFLAMMABLE THINGS FLAMMABLE!?"
"I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body But then my mother gave birth"
"To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome"
"How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !"
"Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"I'm lucky have a friend like you. I'm just glad he isn't TOO much like you."