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Joke of the Day

"If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting... ...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista."

"Why do gay men have good fashion sense? Because of all the time they spent in the closet"

"Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you."

"I tried searching on Google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy'. It told me 'This Page Cannot Be Found'."

"What's the first rule for hitting on girls? Hit them where it won't show."

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up"

"What happens when you put 50 different grey ions together? Bondage."

"""I'll never forget you Jack"" ""Can I float on that wood too, Rose?"" ""I'll always remember you"" ""Seems like there's room for--"" ""Goodbye Jack"""

"What do you call a Latino woman with no legs? Consuelo^(cunts-way-low)."

"Buzz Aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon. Neil before him. Neil."