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Joke of the Day

"Why do sharks hate clowns? They taste funny"

"Wow Monica Lewinski is 50 They grow up so fast. It seems like it was just yesterday, she was crawling around the Oval Office putting everything in her mouth."

"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."

"What type of pants does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim...denimdenimdenim..."

"Let's take a moment and remember the tragedy the Norwegians have suffered... they will never get to see Amy Winehouse live."

"Heard this in an Indian soap opera.. Boy: Are you from England? Girl: Yeah! How'd you know? Boy: You are so beautiful, I just thought."

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp."

"""What's this ticket, officer?"" - Loitering ""I didn't drop trash"" - No. Loitering. ""You talk funny"" - It's not- ""I'm putting this on Twoiter"""

"Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture? Both are dead inside."

"I'm so glad those gulls found love and happiness together. After all, one good tern deserves another."