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Joke of the Day

"[me, leaving a funeral] That was fantastic. Let's do this again sometime."

"My uncle was a weird man...Artificial Legs.... Real feet"

"My Grandad used to tell me a story about how he once saw a Polar Bear fall from a great height ...He said it was a great ice breaker *ba-dum-tschh*"

"What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? ""I Apollogize""."

"Take me down to the gentrified city where the grass is green and the girls can't even"

"You hear the one about the sexually adventurous Eskimo? You name it, he was Inuit!"

"What did the bisexual man said to his wife? It is not cheating if it is in the ass."

"Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry."

"me and grandma are eating bread pudding and watching murder mysteries, she says what's up"

"Heard a 28yr old describe herself as old. Need help disposing of a body."