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Joke of the Day

"So I asked my roommate why life was so hard... (NSFW Language) He responded, ""How else would it fuck you?"""

"What did the janitor get for his birthday? A urinal cake."

"What happened to the guy who ingested lead? It wasn't the lead that killed him, but rather the element of surprise."

"I was raping a woman the other night and she cried out, ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch"

"I was paper-thin as a kid. So I got ripped."

"What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend? Jamaican me crazy!!"

"Marry with that girl If a Girl says's :- I Don't like Shopping "" !! . . . . . . . Then Marry Her !!...:D"

"Why do they even bother calling him 007, when the first thing he does is introduce himself using his REAL NAME?"

"What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him? ""Noth"""

"I accidentally drank a bottle of ink. The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside."