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Joke of the Day

"Her: wanna dance? Me: I'm never gonna dance again Her: why? Me: guilty feet have got no rhythm Her: ? Me: sorry, I'm old...*Fml*"

"Did you here about the nun who took up knitting? She was making quite the habit of it."

"You know, I'm really glad Ben Carson didn't end up being Secretary of Education. I really didn't want our kids learning that the food pyramid was built to store grain."

"How did Jesus get so ripped? 39 lashes."

"How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple except for the rabbit."

"A very very short joke Bend over Genie, a wish is a wish!"

"(Hot babe to me) your brooding drives me wild, what's going on inside your head (Me, thinking about a panini) I don't want to talk about it"

"How many babies does it take to paint a room? Depends how hard you can throw them."

"Barbie sets an unrealistic ideal for young girls. Women can't be doctors."

"Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming? He did too much coding."