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Joke of the Day
"""Oooo, a window. Let's see if I can fly through it."" - Dumbass birds"
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"How did the toad feel in the morning? A little bit froggy"
"Everyone on FB is posting the status- I voted. I guess it's truthful Tuesday so I posted- I once killed a hobo & hid his body in a barrel."
"Difference between erotic and perverted You can be erotic by gently stroking your girlfriend with a feather. But its perverted if you take the whole goose to do it."
"I was going to join the debating team in high school, but someone talked me out of it."
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."
"My food pyramid is a cup of coffee sitting on a pack of cigarettes."
"Crude oil is the worst kind of oil because it says offensive things while it pollutes the water and ruins our planet."
"""How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?"" *I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught."
"What's black, blue and hates sex? A rape victim."