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Joke of the Day
"I hate spelling errors You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."
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"A country just passed a law requiring all cross-gender people to be sterilized. Many of the locals were left trans-fixed."
"My 4-year-old sang in church for the first time. So what if it was the wrong song? There's never a bad time for ""We Will Rock You."""
"He died doing what he loved, forgetting to put my potato wedges in the bag."
"Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles. 1. They can get wet without taking a shower. 2. Bleed without being hurt. 3. Producing milk without eating grass. 4. Making boneless meat hard."
"A man wanks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""We don't serve your typo here"""
"Contrary to popular belief, the best lubricant for anal sex is not tears. It's blood"
"England has no kidney bank... But it does have a Liverpool."
"Did you hear that they are rebooting the show Six Feet Under? I heard that Robin Williams will be starring in it"
"Request: Gimme your best white people jokes. Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes? Let me hear something different."