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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophile do on a Saturday night? Netflix and chill-dren."
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"Statistics never show how many accidents each year are the direct result of a guy checking out some chick's ass."
"What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much? Musl'im"
"A monk walks up to a hot dog stand he says to the cart owner, ""Make me one with everything."""
"A math teacher had a bird, and he trained it to talk. One day it escaped, and he yelled out the window, ""Polly gone! Polly gone!"""
"Thinking about starting a line of realistic welcome mats with things like ""Please don't stay long!"" or ""I hope you brought booze."""
"What do Italians eat on Halloween? fettucine afraid-o"
"Jesus went to Wal-Mart He couldn't believe all the savings."
"What do you call political yeti? Obamanable snowman"
"A gang, with one of the members being called Gus, offers a group of cannibals a fight The leader of the cannibals says, ""Alright then, we'll have your *Gus for garters*!"""