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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophile do on a Saturday night? Netflix and chill-dren."
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"makeup beauty Omg = oh my girl so cute next morning without makeup Omg = ohh My God omg/omg = life without wife"
"And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses."
"Self checkouts are great if you're in a hurry or don't want to pay for everything."
"Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?"
"If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie."
"Adam says to Eve... ""I wear the plants in this relationship!"""
"Wikileaks has been experiencing financial difficulties recently. Would it help if they began running... classified ads?"
"What's brown and runny Usain Bolt"
"What do wheat, gluten, and Arkansas have in common? They're all in bread."