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Joke of the Day

"ME: I've expressed this political opinion so clearly, there's no way anyone could misinterpret it. THE INTERNET: lmao challenge accepted"

"A man walks into a barn The horse says, ""Why the wrong place?"""

"What's green and spiky and retrieves information at the click of a button? A web Bowser."

"I saw an old couple sharing a newspaper and was like ""oh wow maybe marriage is cool"" and then the lady said ""STOP BREATHING ON ME"""

"How do you get a lot of people to check out your post? Mark it NSFW"

"What medicine do men take when their privates start hurting? Penis-illin'"

"What is the opposite of an autist? A socialist."

"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"

"The Pen is mightier than the sword... Cuz, you know, you can't draw dicks on faces with swords."

"Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word ""election"" all day."