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Joke of the Day

"Paddy was rushed to hospital after he became slightly ill at the boxing gym It was only belly ache, but he tried to swallow the medicine ball."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"What is a tuna's favorite city? Albacoreque."

"When your girlfriend says do what ever you want. Do not do what ever you want! Its a Trap."

"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."

"I used to steal punchlines from others I still do, but I used to, too."

"What do you call your grandma on speed dial? Instragram!"

"How do pigs talk? Swine language"

"Ab Muscles: You're having ANOTHER cookie? Brain: Yep! Ab Muscles: You're just never planning on seeing us again? Brain: Nope!"