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Joke of the Day

"Paddy was rushed to hospital after he became slightly ill at the boxing gym It was only belly ache, but he tried to swallow the medicine ball."

"just saw a church sign that says, ""santa claus never died for anyone."" and i'm like, ""okay well jesus never brought me a barbie dreamhouse."""

"I climbed on this seesaw with Rick Astley 3 hours ago. *sigh He's never gonna let me down."

"9 guys walk into a gay bar... They don't come out."

"Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?"

"Shout out to the top 5 phones, mega, micro, smart, speaker and get off the damn."

"I hate when my phone corrects ""hood morning"" to good morning. Maybe I meant hood morning. Maybe some thug shit has happened today."

"A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies."

"Why is the Ocean Salty? Because the Beach didn't wave back."

"I went out dressed as a chicken last night. and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and a lifelong question was answered; it was the chicken."