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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives."
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"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust."
"Clerk Kent is in fact Superman... So my mom tells me stop hanging with your friends who are always drunk! They are not a good company! How should i tell her that... ""Clark Kent is in fact Superman"""
"*lost in China* Friend: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Chinese with a local]: xian chan sen F: well? Me: we're in China"
"When I'm home alone and I walk into the basement, I start talking out loud about all the karate I know."
"Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling"
"How many coffees before I stop looking for shirts in my refrigerator"
"As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, ""Push!"" I was convinced it was a Pull door."
"We are all seven Huffington Post slideshows away from finishing a minor task"
"It still takes me a while before I completely trust any woman whose name is mentioned in ""Mambo No. 5""."