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Joke of the Day
"We are all seven Huffington Post slideshows away from finishing a minor task"
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"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I 've been tripping all day!"
"I often chastise my conservative grandpa for stereotyping black people.. I mean how rude it is to pick on jobless people raised by single mothers..."
"I held a baby today. I was scared it would make me want a baby, but it just made me want to be a baby."
"Checking the meats at my local Tesco... I looked for the burgers but it looks like they are *NEIGGHHH*-ver selling them again."
"What does Batman get in his drink? Just Ice"
"she died doing what she loved: telling someone the difference between your and you're"
"Idk what was worse, the fact that my girlfriend text me saying ""sorry breaking up with you"" or that a minute later she text me back ""sorry wrong number."""
"Twitter's still doing that thing where I'm not funny."
"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."