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Joke of the Day
"We are all seven Huffington Post slideshows away from finishing a minor task"
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"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na!"
"Have you ever considered letting your wife sleep with a marriage counselor? - me as a marriage counselor"
"How was copper wire invented? Two Armenians were fighting over a Penny."
"I was stranded in the swamp for days with no food I had no choice but to hunt down large white birds and eat them. Through the whole ordeal, I found myself filled with egret."
"HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS The Colossal Pillar of Wasp Eggs LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS"
"I was late so I shoved a whole taco into my mouth. It was a sight to behold based on the facial expression of the lady in the adjacent car."
"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."
"My sex life That is all"
"Therapist: You need to focus on setting healthy boundaries. Me: *goes home* *puts broccoli around perimeter of donut box* *eats 12 donuts*"