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Joke of the Day

"Giraffe: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! [5 min later] *vomits*"

"Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain? Because they don't deliver."

"Did you hear the one about the 2 gay ghosts? They kept giving each other the willies!"

"What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite city to visit. Islamabad"

"Why did the Bee get married? Because she found her honey!"

"Quick Joke # 3 Husband is praying before going to bed... Wife: What are you praying for? Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!"

"[a girl favs my tweet] [goes to pharmacy] one condom please"

"Remember World War II? Now close your eyes and imagine? Women and children don't exist. Everyone else is a Man, 90 years old. How long would it have taken for World War II to finish?"

"me: I want to travel to the victorian era & meet a real gentleman [takes time machine back to 1860 England] man: 31? what are u my grandma?"