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Joke of the Day

"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE HIDING BEHIND THE CORNER. THEY ARE GOING TO JUMP OUT AND TAKE YOUR PHONE, WALLET AND PURSE."

"10 years ago, if you would've told me that I'd be having a daughter at 28, I would've murdered you for being a robot from the future."

"Last night my girlfriend asked me ""Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?"" What I actually heard was ""Do you want a fight?"""

"What do you call 5 black people having sex.. ...a threesome."

"Paris Hilton's IMDB page should only be accessible on April 1st."

"Where do internet pirates get their loot? From pier to pier."

"A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys? A corporation."

"Girls must gain like a 4 point bump after you've had a few drinks. Cause I'm in a bar in Greece, and these dames around me look like a 5 right now."

"Non-alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister. It tastes the same but it's still wrong."

"What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors."