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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my coffee. . . Without a penis."

"Where does the zombie president live? In the wight house."

"What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion? Two fingers."

"Lost My Bitcoins Last Week been trying to track them down ever since."

"What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve? Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!"

"I put an ice pack on my crotch And then I cold-cocked my girlfriend."

"Make love not war... Or do both - get married."

"Websites that are similar to Reddit."

"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"What do you call a group of smart gay men that all look the same? Homogenius"