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Joke of the Day
"My sister is a Cancer... ironic how she died... Killed by a giant crab."
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"What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe? Call a big toe truck."
"What do you call an angry Korean physicist? A seoulenoid"
"Cute waiter: Hi, what can I get for you? Me: *accidentally barks*"
"What do you first see when you enter an Indian community? 50 shades of brown ;)"
"They say to never eat your own culinary creations. But I can't help myself, it takes 9 months to make my famous Baby Back Ribs."
"There was this story on overcrowded animal shelters... I just couldn't put it down."
"Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses? Because he Ramparts the red sea each month"
"My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I'm great at pole dancing."
"After learning about the Oedipus Complex... ..it was a parent who I was attracted to. *Edit apparent to a parent. This joke is terrible written. Sorry."