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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave hello!"
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"A gorilla walks into a bar and says ""I'd like a toddler on the rocks, please"""
"Is it just my nipples or is it cold outside. They're hard as rock. EDIT: They're"
"Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable"
"(Request) My uncle is trying to remember a Sarah Palin joke about her having a kid with down syndrome. Comment them here and I'll pass em along. Thanks a bunch :)"
"A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do he tried all kinds but cleared his mind when he went for a haiku."
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? By son."
"(commercial for drugs) Man: Nothing is working out in my life VO: Have you tried drugs? Man: (startled) Who said that Narrator: ""Drugs"""
"There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers."
"How is giving oral sex similar to smoking a cigarette? The flavor gets stronger the closer you get to the butt."