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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh"

"Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."

"What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet? I need to goku the toilet"

"look son... rome wasnt built in Ade!! rome was built in I-TA-LY. do u even kno where Ade is?! A-FRI-CA. AFRICA. how r u goimg to pass school"

"I stepped on an almond. When I looked down to see what it was I thought 'Awe damn. I busted a nut.'"

"""Actually I have a lot of secs"" is apparently not the right answer to ""Do you have a sec?"""

"There are 1000 shopping carts inside this Walmart, yet I always pick the one with the wheel that makes everyone look like a meth addict."

"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can't fit a prostitute in a bowling ball."

"What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon? A parsnip."

"Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That's how this works."