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Joke of the Day
"Girls are a lot like sleeping bags. I really like being inside them, and they cost about $200."
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"I heard you are what you eat Must explain why your such a huge dick"
"I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on Instagram."
"Mirror mirror on the wall, can I call you Jim or something cuz I'm not saying mirror mirror on the wall every time. That's just ridiculous"
"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces."
"What does eatin' pussy and the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit!"
"How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person? The hypocrite's the one that exists."
"Is it racist that I think all of Tyler Perry's movies look alike?"
"we are young, we can do what we want, we can party all night, we can kill a guy"
"Why can't Redditors lose their virginity? They can never get further than the tip!"