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Joke of the Day

"Why do you always see beggars at protests? They're always looking for some sort of change!"

"What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer? None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash."

"What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine? An Alcatholic."

"[At maternity ward] Me: is this where babies are delivered Nurse: Yes Me: You ought to be ashamed. Babies need their livers"

"Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists."

"What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch? It may contain viruses."

"[Meta] the number of subscribers in this sub is a joke right? Did I miss something?"

"I was once stoned in Memphis And I entered this weird contest where you had to walk on famous Jessicas. I was walking with my feet 10 ft off a Beal."

"Why are French overweight homosexuals always tired? Because they are fatty gay"

"How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes."