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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bird of prey born in the 00's. A millennium falcon."
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"Me at age 5 ""I wish I had a $1"" Me at age 10 ""I wish I had $100"" Me at age 17 ""I wish I had $1,000,000"" Me at age 26 ""I wish I had $1"""
"What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne"
"The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work."
"What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe? ""My toe sis!"""
"When you get a bladder infection urine trouble."
"We're working on saving our second million. The first one didn't go so well."
"Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks forward and change smoke alarm batteries before going to bed tonight."
"What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger."
"did you hear about the farmer who was also a comedian I heard all his jokes were corny"