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Joke of the Day

"Two fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""how do you drive this thing?"" Repost from a comment on /r/askreddit"

"So someone called me a dick... So it got me thinking, yeah it checks out; roommates are a couple of nuts, neighbor's an asshole, and my friend is kind of a cunt."

"My girlfriend wasn't sure about trying anal at first But she quite liked it in the end"

"Text Flirting Tip: Don't reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything."

"Love it how music can take you to another place . For example, One direction is playing in this restaurant so i'm going to a different one."

"What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !"

"Why isn't the band ""1023 MB"" famous? They haven't had a gig yet."

"Breaking: Fox News reports Obama is no longer a suspect."

"Did you hear the one about the streaker who ran naked through a church? The priest caught him by the organ"

"People say I'm just distrusting, but I don't believe them."