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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? Long John Silvers."
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"Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless those wrongs are 270 degree left-hand turns."
"You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"
"I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow? #badpickuplines"
"10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means sh!t."
"How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?"
"My friends got tired of the ""Chinese Fire Drill"". Instead, we shout ""Triangle Fire Drill"", lock the car doors and scream until we reach our destination."
"Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class prostitute? He got the best bang for his buck"
"I for one, like Roman Numerals"