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Joke of the Day
"Girls who marry for money & guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end."
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"So there's a hot tub full gays... A condom floats to the surface and one of them says: ""Alright, who farted?"""
"I bet the first person to keep track of his age was a gigantic tool ""This is my 24th winter"" Shut up and help us kill this boar, Stuart"
"Sorry for letting bad things happen to good people all these years."
"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3/5"
"People keep getting mad when I say I'm a God.... ... They all say I have a me complex"
"If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute."
"I bet a lot of Seattle fans' wives had to order pizzas last night"