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Joke of the Day

"Why type of nut do Wallflowers like? Walnuts"

"""I'd hit that""- me, to rock bottom"

"A really hot girl was checking me out today. Then I paid her for the groceries and left the store."

"Dear parents who line up 45 minutes early in the school pick-up line, I don't understand."

"Science fact! There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is largely due to the antelope's powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."

"WHEN WIFE SINGING When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"A man walks into a bar and see three bitches. Because he's a misogynist."

"I got kicked out of the hardware store today... It's my dad's fault. He told me to buy a black and deck her."

"A lot of women can't drive because they're too busy giving mixed signals. @MaleHonesty86"

"How do you spell hypocrisy? R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N"