39146

Joke of the Day

"Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning."

"How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now? Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to..."

"Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt."

"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""

"Whats white on the outside green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !"

"Someone needs to tell attractive people that their stories are boring."

"Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !"

"What's is the outcome of a soccer game between Ethiopia and Jamaica? Half of the grass gets eaten and the other half gets smoked"

"When Scarlett Witch was at the Avengers HQ... you could say she needed...adult super Vision."

"Imagine Ferris Bueller trying so hard not to Instagram his whole day off."