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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds weird, dozen tit?"

"Asked my 3yo what she was thinking and she said ""I wouldn't want to work at McDonald's bc you have to poop in the food before you serve it."""

"Ur mum is so ugly That hello kitty said goodbye"

"The Pope originally wanted to invite Hillary to speak but the Vatican couldn't afford it."

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver! **bows ** I'll show myself out."

"My kids are so aware that I'm a bad driver that if I start the car before they have their seatbelts on, they cry."

"What's a Pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty"

"Why are pirates never scared of a storm? Because they love torrents."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass."

"So sad that out of 200 countries in this world,, America ranks 35th in the world in math... But at least that keeps us still in the top 10%"