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Joke of the Day
"Twinkle twinkle little hoe, name a guy you didn't blow."
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"Best alzheimer's joke"
"Cows should really stop putting ""delicious"" on their resumes."
"I hit 2k followers. Now that I've gathered you all here, I'd like to discuss the benefits of Amway"
"I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking."
"Why do people buy fruit already cut up? There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting."
"Why do French people eat snails? Because they hate fast food."
"What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink? Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)"
"What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig!"
"Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!"