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Joke of the Day
"If your wife says ""take out the trash"" do not reply with ""you cooked it you take it out."""
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"I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but... No pun in ten did.."
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"Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in."
"FUN FACT: Hitler used to say goodbye to people, then come back into the room for something and make everyone awkwardly say goodbye again."
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