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Joke of the Day

"FUN FACT: Hitler used to say goodbye to people, then come back into the room for something and make everyone awkwardly say goodbye again."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass"

"Why did the Elton John wax dummy get down voted? Because it was fake and gay."

"People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us."

"Whose the most vague person in the Military ? General Direction."

"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me."

"Why is steam such a hipster? Because it was water before it was cool."

"*takes a picture of food for Instagram* Food: delete it"

"I named my boat ""Marriage""... so that it will never sink, cause marriage is a hardship."

"You're a vegetarian who eats fish? I guess that makes sense since bears are basically vegetarians."