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Joke of the Day

"FUN FACT: Hitler used to say goodbye to people, then come back into the room for something and make everyone awkwardly say goodbye again."

"They just discovered a lesbian dinosaur and are calling it... Lickalotapus."

"Farts are ghosts of things we eat!"

"What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps? A homeboyeur."

"My friend got a nice new ride, but no one wants to drive him around in it Now he's got all that car and nothing to chauffeur it."

"I'm still a virgin because I'm waiting for someone special. I have a retard fetish."

"Bodyguard Idea: Clowns. No one will come anywhere near you."

"I'm going to name my child Dick.. It rolls straight off the tip of my tongue."

"Rick Astley's movie collection... You can ask to borrow any movie from Rick Astley except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"What do vegan zombies crave? GRRAAAAINS!!"