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Joke of the Day

"*registering with a doctor* Receptionist: ""Thanks for filling in the form - you've missed the next of kin section"" *batman runs out crying*"

"What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !"

"My dad's better than your dad... Three kids are in an agruement about who's dad is better. ""My dad's a fireman"" said Billy. ""My dad's a marine!"" said Johnny. ""My dad's invisible."" said Brian."

"I finished off a pizza today like it was planning to testify against me in court."

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist art"

"all your favs are going to a special cause tonight it's called ""my low self esteem"""

"The hardest part of being a congressman must be pretending to actually like the people where you're from."

"I clocked this beautiful woman earlier. I'll probably never see her again it was a pretty big clock."

"Did you hear about the mass shooting at the thrift shop? The killer was said to be goodwill hunting."

"""LOLZ""? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?"