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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the twins with a fruit fetish? (May be NSFW) They came in pears"

"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the Hell out of it."

"The biggest difference between mistletoe and camel toe is the length of the kiss."

"Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not"

"""Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?"" - Fox News"

"How do yo get to Sesame Street? Unzip my pants and ask big bird"

"I think three movies is a bit much for the hobbit. Seems like they're really dragon it out."

"What do girls and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them"

"What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise? Lmayo."

"My girlfriend left me because I couldn't stop singing Linkin Park. I don't know why it made her so angry, but in the end, it doesn't really matter."