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Joke of the Day

"Don't say you love me unless you have bought me a miniature donkey. Without the donkey, they are just empty, meaningless words."

"Are you sitting down? I don't have anything to tell you, I'm just curious."

"If it ain't broke, I haven't borrowed it yet."

"I've decided to start carrying a knife. After an attempted mugging last week I've decided to start carrying a knife. Since then, my mugging attempts have been much more successful."

"What is Santa's favorite music? Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8....)"

"I always play it safe during sex. I cut the telephone chord."

"I want my group project members to lower me into my grave.... ... So that they can let me down one last time."

"Look sad dragging a kite on the ground at the park and sometimes people will let you join their picnic."

"Q: Why did the baker have brown hands? A: Because he kneaded a poo."

"Whenever a stranger asks our baby's name, I always say he hasn't told us yet."