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Joke of the Day

"Don't say you love me unless you have bought me a miniature donkey. Without the donkey, they are just empty, meaningless words."

"What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of children who had bright futures."

"I left my chamomile tea steeping for too long and it turned into the new Coldplay album."

"Wanna hear a joke about a German sausage? Nevermind, it's my wurst joke"

"I've been taking something for my Kleptomania. I've been taking something for my Kleptomania"

"I asked a pregnant woman what cup size she was. She said 500ml."

"I only star inspirational tweets from 15 year-old white girls, because they've obviously got the deepest insight into the human experience."

"Did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer? Too bad he never cries."

"What do you call a mexican who has a rubber toe and lost his car, Robert carlos"

"You wanna know what made me realize I was Black As fuck I'm at the beach on a sunny day and to get a good pic I still needed the flash on"