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Joke of the Day

"A Jew, a Kurd and a Yazidi walk into a bar. It's not a bar, it's a chlorine gas chamber."

"The president of a popular mail-order business just died. The funeral will be held in 3 - 5 business days."

"Sorry I'm late. I was trying to think of ways to get out of this."

"What do you call a lonely orator? A master debater."

"I'm thin, I'm just not ""black dudes on the street will ignore me"" thin."

"what's brown and goes through walls? a poopy spooky"

"What is the Sun's favorite type of music? Sol."

"I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourette's Society... It's the thought that cunts!"

"Whenever I go for a jog and it's raining, I like to pretend that someone killed my family and I have to get strong and avenge their death."

"What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it."