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Joke of the Day
"Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door."
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"I've just started playing the triangle in a reggae band I stand at the back and ting."
"When I was 6, Santa gave me coal for Christmas, so the next year I decided to get back at him and poison his cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad."
"What did 50cent say when Eminem made him a sweater for Christmas? ju ju ju ju ju ju G-Unit?"
"I bet unscary monsters like to hang out at the back of marathons and imagine all the athletes are running from them."
"its such a weird coincidence that all these young financial successes all have rich parents, despite being completely self-made"
"What did Hitler dream of during the holidays? A WHITE Christmas!"
"What do women call men under 6 inches? Friends."
"What kind of juice does hitler drink? Concentrated juice."
"Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !"