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Joke of the Day
"Star Wars Episode 7? What's next, Star Wars Episode 8???"
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"Happy 47th birthday, teens logging into adults-only websites! And the same to anyone else whose birthday actually *is* January 1st, 1969."
"What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France? If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture."
"A couple of letters drove out to the desert and took all their clothes off. They were arrested by the sands sheriff."
"If someone shows up at my house unannounced, I won't open the door. I just stand on the other side of the glass shaking my head no."
"What do you call a famous Internet pirate? Blackneckbeard."
"Where does Fred Weasley shop? Forever 21."
"A mathematician walks into a bar and orders a drink. The punchline has been left as an exercise for the reader."
"TIL that Geneva has the biggest meeting place for Homosexual scientists in the world. It's called the ""Large Hardon Collider"""
"I can't wait until I'm 69. It's going to be hilarious."