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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about jared from subway? ""Yea he lost like 200 pounds"""
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"My dad caught me sniffing at my sister's underwear ...while she was still wearing it. Everyone in the funeral couldn't believe what they were seeing"
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"What happened to all the people that said YOLO they all died"
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"If Elon Musk ran for president, what would his subreddit be called? /r/futurology"
"My 5 stages of grief: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Are you gonna eat that?"
"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."
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