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Joke of the Day
"What's a sluts favourite drink? 7 Up in Cider"
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"Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb I said, ""Awww, are you an orphan""? He said, ""Yes, what gave me away?"" I said, ""Your parents."""
"sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much they decide to bring a tiny shitting bald man screaming into the world"
"Resuming Windows... Resuming Windows is like going back to sex after being interrupted. It doesn't feel the same and you end up restarting."
"I cracked a beer at 9:11 this morning... Too soon?"
"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuckface."""
"Did You Hear About The Orgy In The Forest? People came in groves."
"What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw."
"What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? ""Happy Birthday To Gnu!"""
"Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota? Because that's where the mini apple is!"