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Joke of the Day
"A young lady walks into a bar... She was protected by a rubber Bump*her*"
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"Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros."
"Out on a blind date. I told her, being funny is the 2nd best way to get a girl into bed. She said ""What's the best way?"" I said ""A big knife"" She laughed and said ""You're funny"" I said ""wise choice"""
"So you are distantly related to the family next door are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother."
"*hears someone breaking in* *grabs gun and walks down hallway* *cord drags* *realizes I grabbed Nintendo gun from Duck Hunt* *gets shot*"
"Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: ""You dummies never learn. Walk around."""
"What's the difference between committing seppuku and impaling yourself with a sword? They're the same thing but committing seppuku comes with a little twist."
"Women's Magazines: Pg 1. You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are Pg 2. How to lose 20kg in 10 days."
"When's the best time to go skydiving? Fall."
"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."